10 things I hate about you
(because you can take the girl out of the 90’s, but make her live through 2020 and she’s going to regress somewhat)
1) I hate your bad grammar
2) I hate how opinionated you are
3) I hate that you haven’t wanted to reach out to me
4) I hate that the fact you haven’t means you’re a better person than if you had done
5) I hate that my mind hasn’t caught up with my actions yet in moving on (why does no one else read my mind like you!?)
6) I hate that I still miss you. It’s quite frankly, not normal
7) I hate that I have a hunch you feel the same, even if you’ve suppressed it better than I have. You’re like the north magnet to my south and ignoring that pull now I know that you exist is exhausting
8) I hate that I can’t say any of this to your face
9) I hate that you lied to me
10) I hate that you met her first