How to lose a date in seven days
Day 1, Matched.
Day 2, Texted me all day, Netflix party at night and an endless phone call
Day 3, Text me & Netflix party some more. Throw some sweet nothings in there for good measure
Day 4, you called me “baby” - wondered if we were soul mates
Day 5, you said you missed me.
Day 6, we couldn’t meet up, you felt I had “a lot going on”
Day 7, I never heard from you again.
And that boys and girls, is the modern day online dating bait and switch.