IRL

I matched this god of a man on Hinge just before lockdown. FIT. He was gorgeously fit. We started FaceTiming (every night), on my daily exercise, en route to Sainsburys, in bed etc. Not only was he fit, he was a dream. Kind, funny, loved his family, loved the outdoors, loved his job. He's part of the army... so basically a proper hunk. 
As time went on I suppose it felt like we really knew each other, after all we had been seeing each other most days. 
Once restrictions eased he came to London to see me (he's from up North... didn't quite understand how important it was to set your radius on Hinge). We set off to the pub, I'd had a few prior. Dutch courage and all. 
We had nothing to say to one another all night, the chat was dead, sparse, zero, nada. No chemistry, no conversation, nothing. 
I will never know how FaceTime tricked me so badly but all I can say is that I will be a little more careful next time. 
Anywho, the search continues...

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