My Lobster

Lockdown started and I realised without cocktails my current boyfriend was full AF and I got ‘the ick’…so we broke up.
3 weeks later I decided to join tinder, talked to one guy. We went for a socially distanced walk, we talked shit and laughed the whole time. As a final tick in the box I asked for his favourite joke.. next thing he bangs out my favourite joke!! “What’s the difference between a corroded bus stop and a lobster with breast implants??” “Ones a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean”. 
6 months on I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. Thank god for lockdown.