3 weeks, 15 dick pics

Around three weeks into lockdown I had amassed a total of 15 dick picks from various horny singletons around the capital. This provided a hilarious topic for my weekly zoom quiz with my friends, where they attempted to guess the number which was quickly followed by an explosion of laughter when they realized how off they all were. The naughtiness continued through the apps, with everyone desperately trying to subdue their raging sex drives, quenched by a little digital fun. I even considered a FaceTime session with a couple of men who were incredibly persuasive and equally as horny but chickened out last minute. How can I actually have sex with myself live on camera with someone I've never met? How do you start? Nice to meet you, here’s my vagina?