Tell me about it

In the one year of lockdown (when I thought we were connecting remotely, as Covid kept us apart) you had all the time in the world to tell me about your favourite foods, favourite sports stars, favourite time of the day, what you ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day, when you woke up, when you had a shitty day at work, texting me at 5:00am, villages your parents were born in etc etc etc. 

BUT you did not get time to tell me that you were putting your dick in another woman’s vagina?! I had to find that out from someone else. And then you felt judged by me - poor you!